I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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