She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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