Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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