I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
This is my gift to your gina
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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