she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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