The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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