her vagine was all disorganized.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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