Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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