Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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