quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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