she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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