i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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