new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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