he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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