He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I understand Curling. That high.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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