so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
