real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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