i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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