honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
