Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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