did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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