no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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