No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
is that a dick in a sweater?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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