Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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