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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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