I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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