We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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