Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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