When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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