would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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