no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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