Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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