I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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