I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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