I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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