is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
soo... how was my night?
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