Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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