Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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