Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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