Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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