We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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