I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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