Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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