If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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