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Swine flu. Run for my life!
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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