i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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