Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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