who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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