i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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