I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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