paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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